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MAD #365 — January 1998

Cover art: Joe DeVito Border art: Rick Tulka

"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. There are also very few archery contests!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

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Richard Williams art from #343

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Contents Page

1
Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
Notes
- Stills from The Simpsons "The Simpsons in New York" episode featuring Bart visiting the MAD offices; Alfred featured in NY Times Crossword Puzzle; Ad for Super Special #126 — Readers' Choice
2–3
Drawn-Out Dramas

Marginal Thinking Dept.

Sergio Aragones

(various places around the magazine)
Christmas Carols for Dysfunctional Families

Bashing Through the Snow Dept.

Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Tom Bunk
Reprinted in 3 collections
4–6
Sure Signs Your Job Interview Isn't Going Well

Hire Education Dept.

Written by Don Jacobs / Art by Al Jaffee
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #23 — August 2003
7
James Bond Villains' Pet Peeves

Let's Get Ready to Grumble! Dept.

Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Drew Friedman
Reprinted in 7 collections
8–10 sample
Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Sportsmanship

The Schmucks Stop Here Dept.

Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Kevin Pope
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Classics #19 — November 2007
11–13
Fearless Predictions for 1998

Future Schlock Dept.

Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

14–16
G.I. Shame (movie satire)

Babes in Boyland Dept.

Written by Josh Gordon / Art by Angelo Torres
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #27 — June 2004
17–20
If Truth in Packaging Laws Applied to Computer Software

A Download of Bull Dept.

Written by Mike Snider / Art by Charles Akins

21
Spy vs. Spy — hot-air balloon swallows plane

Joke and Dagger Dept.

Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Peter Kuper
Reprinted in 1 collection
- Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
22–23
Office Christmas Party Mistletoe Agreement

Claus and Effect Dept.

Written by Barry Liebmann / Art by Marshall Vandruff
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD XL #31 — January 2005
- MAD Stocking Stuffer — Special Collector's Edition 2016
24–25
Monroe &... Grampsy

Angster's Paradise Dept.

Written by Anthony Barbieri / Art by Bill Wray

26–28
The Lighter Side of...

Berg's-Eye View Dept.

Dave Berg

29–32
The World According to Carp

Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

Don (Duck) Edwing
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #24 — November 2003
33
The Dallas Cowboys Off-the-Field Playbook

X's and Oh-Oh's Dept.

Written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Art by Gerry Gersten

34–35
Americans Are Smarter Than Ever

A Punch in the Knows Dept.

Written by Dennis Snee / Art by Rick Geary
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Color Classics #8 — September 2003
36–37
Badly Needed CD Warning Labels — The Hip-Hop Edition

Disc-Claimers Dept.

Written by Desmond Devlin
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #22 — July 2003
38–40
Siskel & Ebert Trash Home Movies

Thumb Like it Not Dept.

Written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Art by Mort Drucker
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #26 — March 2004
41–44
A MAD Look at Soccer

Serge-In General Dept.

Sergio Aragones
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Color Classics #7 — April 2003
45–47
MAD's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Martha Stewart

Grieving Las Vegas Dept.

Written by Mike Snider / Art by Thomas Fluharty
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #27 — June 2004
48
Fold-In — What hot Hollywood trend has many Americans gasping?

Al Jaffee
Reprinted in 1 collection
- The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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Back Cover — Nic-O-Stop Stop Smoking Aid

Written by Dick DeBartolo / Photos by Irving Schild
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MADvertising — 2005
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